Bring on the Do Not Call List
I got an exceptionally infuriating call from a telemarketer this morning.
It went something like this:
- Him:
- wakes me up at 8 a.m. on a Saturday
- Me:
- grunt
- Him:
- Mister Benjamin, you don't make many long distance phone
calls from home, is that correct? - Me:
- Yeah
- Him:
- So your phone bill is what, $10-15 a month?
- Me:
- Something like that
- Him:
- Do you qualify for Lifeline [government-subsidized phone
service]? - Me:
- no
- Him:
- So your income is pretty good?
- Me:
- mumble something while trying to shake the early-morning
cobwebs out of my brain - Him:
- So you could afford to pay $49 a month for MCI Neighborhood
and get unlimited local and long distance phone service...
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